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diff --git a/content/brain-rot/american-scifi/invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-1956.md b/content/brain-rot/american-scifi/invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-1956.md
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+title = "Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)"
+author = ["Michał Sapka"]
+date = 2024-07-21T22:22:00+02:00
+categories = ["brainrot"]
+draft = false
+weight = 3009
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+primary_menu = "brain-rot-ascifi"
+abstract = "My review of a meh horror"
+image = "brain-rot/covers/invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-1956.jpg"
+rating = 3
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+  [menu.brain-rot-ascifi]
+    weight = 3009
+    identifier = "invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-1956"
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+
+_Invasion of the Body Snatchers_ is a 1956 film about a town that's being attacked by aliens.
+However, the attack is not an all-out warfare, but instead slow replacement of town's folks.
+Everything that makes us individuals is removed, and all that's left is a souless husk.
+The body is replaced by a clone straight out of a pod, your memories are transferred - but your soul is gone.
+It can happen to you!
+
+{{< rating 3 "invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-1956.jpg" >}}
+Cover
+{{< /rating >}}
+
+Yeah, it's a _commie_ horror.
+Guess becoming part of a collective was the worst the authors could come out with.
+I have not read the book, but the film let me down.
+I saw it ages ago, and it was OK, but I remember very little.
+Now I know why - the film is extremely forgettable.
+
+The idea of being replaced by an identical clone, that _is_ you but at the same time it missing what makes you human is very cool - in a scary way.
+But the film does nothing with it.
+Everyone in the town is slowly being replaced by _pod people_ and only our main heroes are fighting for their individual selves.
+Even in the first act, where the replacement is just revealed, the characters don't show many emotions.
+Hey, let's put this strange body on our pool table.
+It will be good, don't worry about it.
+There is no suspense, nor are there any interesting reveals.
+
+_Invasion of the Body Snatchers_ is a very basic classic horror.
+It's not that it's old, as the same year we got _Forbidden Planet_ and _The Day the Earth Stood Still_ is 5 full years older.
+But somehow, this film became a classic with endless remakes.
+Technically, the movie is great - the acting, the effects.
+But story-wise nothing stands out, nothing stays with you.
+And I'm always in for the story!
diff --git a/content/brain-rot/classic-games/_index.md b/content/brain-rot/classic-games/_index.md
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+    weight = 100
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+<menu>
+
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diff --git a/content/brain-rot/golden-age-games/_index.md b/content/brain-rot/golden-age-games/_index.md
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+title = "Golden Age Games"
+author = ["Michał Sapka"]
+date = 2024-07-21T22:15:00+02:00
+categories = ["brainrot"]
+draft = false
+weight = 3001
+image_dir = "brain-rot/screenshots"
+image_max_width = 765
+menu_order = "name"
+primary_menu = "brain-rot-gg-games"
+abstract = "My reviews of games form the Golden Age"
+[menu]
+  [menu.brain-rot]
+    identifier = "golden-age-games"
+    parent = "cgames"
+    weight = 200
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+
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+Witcher
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diff --git a/content/brain-rot/golden-age-games/grim-fandango.md b/content/brain-rot/golden-age-games/grim-fandango.md
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+title = "Grim Fandango (1998, 2020)"
+author = ["Michał Sapka"]
+date = 2024-07-21T22:03:00+02:00
+categories = ["brainrot"]
+draft = false
+weight = 3002
+image_dir = "brain-rot/screenshots"
+image_max_width = 765
+menu_order = "name"
+primary_menu = "brain-rot-gg-games"
+abstract = "My review of the prequel"
+image = "brain-rot/covers/grim-fandango.jpg"
+rating = 5
+[menu]
+  [menu.brain-rot-gg-games]
+    weight = 3002
+    identifier = "grim-fandango-1998-2020"
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+
+Content warning: I am extremely biased.
+Expect orgasmic sentences.
+
+There was no game company like LucasArts in their prime.
+Between shovelling Star Wars games, they were the kings of adventure gamers.
+They hired the best people, and they made the best games out there.
+And _Grim Fandango_ is the finest example.
+It is also my favourite game of all time.
+
+Manny Calavera is a salesman in a dead-end job.
+He has no chance for promotion, unless he scores big.
+And the odds are stacked up against him, as his boss despises him.
+All good clients go to Domino!
+Manny decides to play it all out and _steal_ a great client from Domino.
+The trick here is that Manny is a travel agent at the Department of Death, selling travel accommodation to recently deceased souls.
+
+{{< rating 5 "grim-fandango.jpg" >}}
+Cover
+{{< /rating >}}
+
+The list of negatives is very short: two puzzles (cat races and bone grinder) are very challenging to deduct, but they match the setting.
+A lot of adventure games fall into puzzles where the only way to solve them is by sheer luck, but it's not the case.
+It will take some time to piece things together, but after that, it all makes sense.
+
+I first played _Grim_ in 1999.
+The demo of the game, covering the first chapter, was added to a cover disc.
+I played it on a loop, and up to this day I can recite all the puzzles and their solutions in order which they need to be solved.
+
+_Grim Fandango_ is a 2,5D game, so the backgrounds are pre-rendered, but all characters are real-time 3D.
+And how glorious each of those dimensions is!
+The art style of the characters is inspired by Mexican day of the Dead puppets, called Calaveras (like the main character!).
+Since the hardware of the day was not ready for spheres, so the models are simplified.
+The backgrounds, on the other hand, are full of details.
+But above all, it is extremely atmospheric.
+Land of the Dead takes a lot from Noir cinematography, but makes all the scenes uniquely _Fandango_.
+
+And the music!
+The Mexican-jazz blend is fused with my soul.
+Often I simply listen to it, even close to 30 years after release.
+It hasn't aged a day, and it complements perfectly what we see.
+
+{{< image class="centered" alt="A skeleton looking down from a balcony at racing stadium" file="grim-fandango-1.png" >}}
+Cat Racing becomes a problem
+{{< /image >}}
+
+The voice acting is _perfect_.
+Everyone did an astonishing job - be it Tony Plana as Manny ("Glottis, are you loco?"), Alan Blumenfeld as the demon driver ("Well, actually, it's mostly stock, with a few mods here and there...") to each passing characters in the smallest roles, like Milton James as a coroner ("We may have years, we may have hours, but sooner or later, we push up flowers").
+Having a great script surely didn't make the job any more difficult, but they seem so real!
+
+It all comes the high point of the game, the second chapter.
+Here we spend some time in a port city, and oh what a city it is.
+Up to this day, I have not visited a virtual place I'd love to visit more than Rubacava.
+All the backgrounds, all the characters, all the puzzles.
+They blend perfectly in a Casablanca-esque story, like no other.
+Luckily, this is the longest chapter.
+
+After we leave the city, it never reaches the same level - but no other game did.
+Saying that "sorry, your other 3 chapters are not as good as the greatest part of a game I've ever witnesses" is something all other games can only dream off.
+They are still great, full of great locations and characters - just not _as_ great.
+
+And let's not forget the humour.
+It's a LucasArts game, after all!
+The game is hilarious, but in a way not many games tread.
+It treats the characters and the setting seriously!
+_Monkey Island_ is comical, but it never treats itself with any respect.
+_Grim_ is different, as it's full of love towards the inhabitants of Land of the Dead.
+
+{{< image class="centered" alt="A morgue with deceased covered in flowers" file="grim-fandango-2.png" >}}
+How to kill a dead person?
+Cover with flowers!
+{{< /image >}}
+
+I have yet to encounter any game that has _this_ exact combination of atmosphere, lovable and respected characters, and this much humour.
+_Syberia 1_ is close - we visit desolated places inhabited by colourful characters, but it's treated with respect.
+You learn about then, like them, and want to help them.
+But it's not quite there.
+
+What Tim Shafer achieved with _Grim Fandango_ is nothing short of a miracle.
+It is a perfect game - at least in my book.
+So, of course, it flopped.
+It was too ambitious to fit a sensible budget, and it was released when adventure games fell out of fashion.
+Sort of like _Chinatown_ perfected Noir when Noir was a thing of the past.
+
+But, after the success of _Monkey Island_ remakes, _Grim Fandango_ got a chance to shine again in 2020.
+A remastered version with better shading and 3D models (but the same backgrounds) was released on every platform.
+It **is** a better version, so if it's still supported on your platform (screw you Apple), you can simply buy it and enjoy.
+And even though I prefer the original tank controls, this version can be even played with a point&amp;click interface.
+
+Ending this review, where I simply say that _Grim Fandango_ is the greatest game I've ever played, I need to say that it's a game that does not need a sequel.
+Mind you, I'd buy anything that would allow me to spend even a minute longer with the characters, the story is finished.
+We get a _perfect_ ending when I always shed a tear.
+Adding anything to it, would only lessen it.
+Just like we don't need a _Casablanca 2_, we don't need a _Grim Fandango 2_.
+You don't reach such heights multiple times - everything needs to align.
+We are lucky to even have such a marvel, as _Grim_.
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 [menu]
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     identifier = "modern-games-from-2007"
+    parent = "cgames"
+    weight = 300
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