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diff --git a/content/brain-rot/anime/dragon-ball/dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022.md b/content/brain-rot/anime/dragon-ball/dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022.md deleted file mode 100644 index 4b28a41..0000000 --- a/content/brain-rot/anime/dragon-ball/dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,82 +0,0 @@ -+++ -title = "Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero (2022)" -author = ["MichaĆ Sapka"] -date = 2024-05-08T23:20:00+02:00 -categories = ["brainrot"] -draft = false -weight = 3001 -primary_menu = "brain-rot-anime" -rating = 1.25 -abstract = "My mirco reviview of the 2022 Dragon Ball movie" -[menu] - [menu.brain-rot-anime] - weight = 3001 - identifier = "dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022" -+++ - -Even though I was raised on _Dragon Ball_ and I adore it up to this day, _Super_ was a huge letdown. -It played as a washed-out version of _Z_ - there was no tension, the new characters were bland, and it was simply boring. -The fact the only not-terrible part of the series was one huge tournament didn't help. -Just give me an adventure! - -I also can not say I enjoyed Dragon Ball movies. -There are a few enjoyable, but most of the time they are either bad or incredibly bad. -They try to condense interesting story lines into a few dozen minutes, failing miserably. -Say what you will about pacing, but Toriyama sure knew how to build tension over a hundred episode fight. - -And therefore we are here, the _Super Hero_ movie. -It's the last Toryiama's Dragon Ball. -I expected nothing and still left disappointed. - -The story exists, which is nice. -We're after the last _Broly_ movie. -Red Ribbon army still exists, and they want to take over the world again. -Goku and Vegeta are training, so they won't help. -It's all up to Picollo, Androids and the young Sayians to save the day. - -Who is the main enemy this time? -A new Cell. -Yes, Red Ribbon's latest acquaintance happens to be a genius capable of creating a better Cell, Cell Max. -And this is where the good things about this movie end. - -Remember Cell's saga? -It was long, it was interesting. -It gave us Android 18. -It was full of development, horror and surprises. -None of this is present here. -The new Cell looks worse than the original, doesn't have any forms nor any spoken lines. - -Moreover, the animation is terrible. -Yes, CGI looks great when still, but when we start to see any fight it becomes unwatchable. -It's the kind of CGI that is not bad per-se, but still obvious. -It's clear that what we're seeing here is made by a soulless computer. -They don't even try to hide it with constant camera shifts. -CGI can look great, but here it looks lazy. - -{{< rating 1.25 "db-superhero.jpg" >}} -Cover -{{< /rating >}} - -So, wasted Cell and bad animation. -Do we get anything instead? -We do - a lot of fan service. -We meet people from all other series and hear about even more. -We see return of figting Gohan and a few thinks we've been waiting for since the 90s. -It's fitting, as we're decades into Dragon Ball. -The problem is that they are just there and if they weren't, there would be difference. -Those cute scenes try to mask absence of anything new and interesting. - -Unfortunately, we also see Shenron. -In the old series, every time he was summoned, it was a spectacle and a memorable moment. -With each occurrence however the characters stop treating him as a force, but more of a goof ball. -Yes, the first wish we see him fulfilling was creation of pantyhose, but it was part of the plot. -Here? -Here Bulma uses him for butt-lift and wrinkle removal, as he became useless. - -And this sadly summarizes all modern Dragon Ball. -It's a low effort, forced return of an old legend. -It should stay were it was. -And this movie is one of the worst parts of _Super_. -It's not **as** bad as Gohan's[^fn:1] whistle-dance, but the fact that it's not the worst of DB doesn't save it from being a insulting goodbye to the Dragon Ball world. - -[^fn:1]: I've been told that _Dragon Ball Z Movie 4_ has its share of fans, but I've got no idea how. |