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diff --git a/content/brain-rot/anime/patlabor/_index.md b/content/brain-rot/anime/patlabor/_index.md deleted file mode 100644 index fd3c27e..0000000 --- a/content/brain-rot/anime/patlabor/_index.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,32 +0,0 @@ -+++ -title = "Patlabor" -author = ["Michał Sapka"] -date = 2024-04-26T19:11:00+02:00 -categories = ["brainrot"] -draft = false -weight = 3003 -primary_menu = "brain-rot-anime" -abstract = "The Patlabor series" -[menu] - [menu.brain-rot-anime] - weight = 3003 - identifier = "patlabor" - post = "series" -+++ - -{{< img-r "patlabor-logo.png" >}} -Patlabor logo -{{< /img-r >}} - -Patlabor is one of forgotten great anime series of the past. -Created by Headgear (Masami Yūki, Mamoru Oshii, Kazunori Itō, Yutaka Izubuchi, and Akemi Takada). - -In the not-to distant future humanity develops Labors, humanoid mechs, used in heavy construction. -With their introduction a new type of crime starts showing up. -To combat that, a dedicated police force called Patlabor is created. - -We've two separate timelimes: following the movies and following the TV series. - -{{< menu "brain-rot-patlabor" >}} -Patlabor -{{< /menu >}} diff --git a/content/brain-rot/attack_on_titan_anime.md b/content/brain-rot/attack_on_titan_anime.md deleted file mode 100644 index 74954f9..0000000 --- a/content/brain-rot/attack_on_titan_anime.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,86 +0,0 @@ -+++ -title = "Attack on Titan (2013-2023)" -author = ["Michał Sapka"] -date = 2024-06-09T17:10:00+02:00 -categories = ["brainrot"] -draft = false -weight = 3002 -primary_menu = "brain-rot-anime" -abstract = "My review of the anime" -rating = 3.5 -[menu] - [menu.brain-rot-anime] - weight = 3002 - identifier = "attack-on-titan-2013-2023" -+++ - -_Attack on Titan_ may very well be the defining anime of this decade. -It started as a huge hit, then it faded into obscurity, just to return with a huge bang and end with huge disappointment. - -The premise is quite interesting: -pre-industrial age; humanity is close to extension, locked behind gigantic walls. -Outside lives the biggest threat man has ever faced - Titans. -Race of gigantic, humanoid beasts whose only purpose in life is to attack and devour humans. -We meet our main heroes - Eren, Mikasa, and Armin, just before the Titans breach one of the walls. - -The following 4 seasons differ in quality. - -The first one is interesting, but suffers from terrible narration where we are constantly interrupted by internal monologues. -We either learn what we already know, or random ideas are thrown at us. -The second one has no idea what it wants to be, and this is where viewership dropped sharply. -Then came the third one. -It seems to continue to downward trend from s2, but halfway through everything changes. -Without spoiling anything, _AoT_ stops being dumb fun and seems to become an intelligent commentary on human condition. -Before that, I was watching the series because I had nothing better to do. -After _this_ scene I instantly became invested and shocked. -Then the fourth came out, developing on what made the third great. -I was close to calling this a great series, but unfortunately it's all thrown out the window with the 2.5 hours long finale, which is almost entirerly one, long fight. -So much potential, such great buildup. -All wasted in the name of a boring action scene. -I don't remember when was the last time I felt so betrayed. - -The great part of _AoT_ takes a lot from history and great fiction like Dune. -We're seeing great idea one after another. -The story is full of interesting twists. -By the end, it's all meaningless. - -{{< rating 3.5 "attack-on-titan.jpg" >}} -Cover -{{< /rating >}} - -Story-wise, the only two redeeming qualities of this series are personal journeys of Eren and Gabi (introduced in S4). -Only their stories interest me. -Not that there is anything bad about the rest of the characters, they are ok[^fn:1]. -Run-of-the-mill anime characters. - -Yes, the series looks and sound pretty. -It's full of nicely animated action scenes. -But I can't stop comparing it to _Evangelion_. - -Both series start cool, but are not memorable. -Then they develop into marvels, pure greatest. -But _NGE_ never stopped being great. -After it gained actual meat, it developed it culminating in the greatest movie I've ever experienced. -Full of story, drama, meaning, and emotions. - -_AoT_ ends in _Iron Man 3_ - a prolonged, boring fight scene. - -And while the scenes shown during end credits return the series on its track, it changes nothing. -They nicely connect and develop the great ideas behind the _golden era of AoT_, but they should not be the one good part! -The ending should be it, as the way it happened is I wasted 2.5 hours filled with boredom. - -_AoT_ could have been great, but it is not. -It's an ok action series with huge unresolved ambitions. -If it was just a dumb action show, then ok - I would have some fun, then forget it. -It would fail in comparison of other shows we see now, like Jujtsu Kaisen, but it would be very much ok. -Unfortunately with added ambition, it ends in a huge disappointment. - -It was very close, everything was going great. -And then it hits a wall. - -[^fn:1]: Except of Armin who single handely ruins the first few seasons. - He is the character who is able to calculate probability to 4 decimal places. - I see this kind of characters all around modern anime, and every time I have to roll my eyes. - Remember how _Big Bang Theory_ was often describes at how "dumb people think smart people are"? - Yeah, that's Armin. - The same kind of bullshit ruined shows like Kaji or Code Geass for me. diff --git a/content/brain-rot/nine-princes-in-amber.md b/content/brain-rot/nine-princes-in-amber.md deleted file mode 100644 index 45deafa..0000000 --- a/content/brain-rot/nine-princes-in-amber.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,58 +0,0 @@ -+++ -title = "Nine Princes in Amber (Roger Zelazny, 1970)" -author = ["Michał Sapka"] -date = 2024-07-22T23:21:00+02:00 -categories = ["brainrot"] -draft = false -weight = 3001 -image_dir = "screenshots" -image_max_width = 765 -abstract = "The fastest fantasy book in the wild west" -rating = 4 -image = "covers/nine-princes-in-amber.jpg" -[menu] - [menu.brain-rot] - weight = 3001 - identifier = "nine-princes-in-amber-roger-zelazny-1970" -+++ - -That's one confusing novel. - -Corwin wakes up in a hospital in New York with amnesia. -But the cover of the book has castles and swords![^fn:1] -Well, as it turns out Corwin is one of nine princes of Amber, the greatest city that has ever been. -It is medieval-Europe, but it is said to be the greatest, so who am I to argue? -He will need to get back there and fight for the crown with his siblings. - -That's the basic premise. -What threw me off the guard (except of starting in modern-day NY) is the pace. -I'm no fantasy know-it-all, but it appears that this genre likes to take it's sweet time. -Authors describe every tree by every road[^fn:2]. -They love to build their worlds, lore, characters. -Zelazny doesn't care about any of that. -A huge battle where 20 000 people die? A paragraph seems like a proper length. -Magic system? Yeah, let's throw a few sentences here and there. -The main character background, looks and goals? Let's not bother. -This is a short book (my version had just over 200 pages), but with standard wordiness, it could be a thousand pages long leather-bound brick, that would serve as a nice weapon. - -{{< rating 4 "nine-princes-in-amber.jpg" >}} -Cover -{{< /rating >}} - -This also means that _Nine Princes in Amber_ is extremely shallow. -There is nothing underneath - just a few awful characters, a few OK, and our Corwin. -If there is any subtext, I must have missed it. -And yet, I loved it. -It's pulp, but it goes _so fast_ that I never got tired of it. -It went _so fast_ that I had no time to get bored or lost[^fn:2]. -Guess that's why _The Chronicles of Amber_ is one of the most popular Fantasy sagas out there. -It is inoffensive, not challenging in any way, but it's cool. -It knows it, and doesn't pretend it. - -I enjoyed it for what it is. -It's the greatest mindless fun I've had in ages. -It's not _hardcore_ fantasy, and this may be why I liked it so much as I did. -If anything, it's _Magnum P.I._ of the genre. - -[^fn:1]: or whatever your edition has -[^fn:2]: hello Tolkien diff --git a/content/brain-rot/sign-of-the-unicorn-1975.md b/content/brain-rot/sign-of-the-unicorn-1975.md deleted file mode 100644 index 6f2621b..0000000 --- a/content/brain-rot/sign-of-the-unicorn-1975.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,48 +0,0 @@ -+++ -title = "Sign of the Unicorn (Roger Zelazny, 1975)" -author = ["Michał Sapka"] -date = 2024-09-07T22:14:00+02:00 -categories = ["brainrot"] -draft = false -weight = 3003 -image_dir = "screenshots" -image_max_width = 765 -abstract = "My short review" -rating = 4 -image = "covers/sign-of-the-unicorn.jpg" -[menu] - [menu.brain-rot] - weight = 3003 - identifier = "sign-of-the-unicorn-roger-zelazny-1975" -+++ - -We are halfway through the Corwin's saga, and Zelazny decides to step up the game. -Sign of the Unicorn is much slower than the previous ones, which is a welcome change. -But it also marks the point when Roger finally convinced me that he understands the word he creates. - -After the battle with his brother, Corwin is faced with a murder of a yet _another_ brother. -This does not lead to a run through the Shadows to buy nukes as I would have expected. -In fact, most of this volume is spent talking. -We have a mystery, the family secrets are coming out. -It's a wholly different experience than what we've had before. - -{{< rating 4 "sign-of-the-unicorn.jpg" >}} -Cover -{{< /rating >}} - -We've got intrigue, we've got drama, we've got betrayal. -We even learn who stands behind Corwin's accident, which happened before the start of _Nine Princess_. - -This may the best book of _Chronicles of Amber_ yet because Zelazny seems to address most of the downsides the earlier books had. -Characters became actual persons now, with motivation and aspirations. -In fact, the world building is sidestepping for character building, and I, for one, am fully for this. - -As a result, the stakes are also different. -We assumed that all of the _Black Road_ problems resulted from Corwin's curse, but now we learn that there are multiple layers below that. -In fact, a lot of what we thought we knew turns out to be wrong. - -The only downside I see, at leat at this point, is that everyone important is either Corwin's relative or acquaintance. -I get that if you got your position of power purely from the family, the same family will be the centre of your life, but _come on!_. -I want to get to know someone else! - -So, volume three of _Chronicles of Amber_ looks more of a correction from the author, than a direct continuation. |