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authormms <michal@sapka.me>2024-05-08 23:19:49 +0200
committermms <michal@sapka.me>2024-05-08 23:20:31 +0200
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-rw-r--r--content/brain-rot/anime/_index.md18
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diff --git a/assets/content_images/db-superhero.jpg b/assets/content_images/db-superhero.jpg
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diff --git a/content-org/brain-rot.org b/content-org/brain-rot.org
index 832abc2..9613aa5 100644
--- a/content-org/brain-rot.org
+++ b/content-org/brain-rot.org
@@ -1138,6 +1138,88 @@ Never cared about those, and it seems I never will.
+** Dragon Ball
+:PROPERTIES:
+:EXPORT_HUGO_SECTION: brain-rot/anime/dragon-ball
+:EXPORT_HUGO_MENU: :menu "brain-rot-anime"
+:END:
+
+*** DONE Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero (2022)
+CLOSED: [2024-05-08 Wed 23:20]
+:PROPERTIES:
+:EXPORT_FILE_NAME: dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022
+:EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER+: :abstract My mirco reviview of the 2022 Dragon Ball movie
+:EXPORT_HUGO_PAIRED_SHORTCODES: img-c rating
+:EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER: :primary_menu "brain-rot-anime"
+:END:
+
+Even though I was raised on /Dragon Ball/ and I adore it up to this day, /Super/ was a huge letdown.
+It played as a washed-out version of /Z/ - there was no tension, the new characters were bland, and it was simply boring.
+The fact the only not-terrible part of the series was one huge tournament didn't help.
+Just give me an adventure!
+
+I also can not say I enjoyed Dragon Ball movies.
+There are a few enjoyable, but most of the time they are either bad or incredibly bad.
+They try to condense interesting story lines into a few dozen minutes, failing miserably.
+Say what you will about pacing, but Toriyama sure knew how to build tension over a hundred episode fight.
+
+And therefore we are here, the /Super Hero/ movie.
+It's the last Toryiama's Dragon Ball.
+I expected nothing and still left disappointed.
+
+The story exists, which is nice.
+We're after the last /Broly/ movie.
+Red Ribbon army still exists, and they want to take over the world again.
+Goku and Vegeta are training, so they won't help.
+It's all up to Picollo, Androids and the young Sayians to save the day.
+
+Who is the main enemy this time?
+A new Cell.
+Yes, Red Ribbon's latest acquaintance happens to be a genius capable of creating a better Cell, Cell Max.
+And this is where the good things about this movie end.
+
+Remember Cell's saga?
+It was long, it was interesting.
+It gave us Android 18.
+It was full of development, horror and surprises.
+None of this is present here.
+The new Cell looks worse than the original, doesn't have any forms nor any spoken lines.
+
+Moreover, the animation is terrible.
+Yes, CGI looks great when still, but when we start to see any fight it becomes unwatchable.
+It's the kind of CGI that is not bad per-se, but still obvious.
+It's clear that what we're seeing here is made by a soulless computer.
+They don't even try to hide it with constant camera shifts.
+CGI can look great, but here it looks lazy.
+
+#+attr_shortcode: 1.25 "db-superhero.jpg"
+#+begin_rating
+Cover
+#+end_rating
+So, wasted Cell and bad animation.
+Do we get anything instead?
+We do - a lot of fan service.
+We meet people from all other series and hear about even more.
+We see return of figting Gohan and a few thinks we've been waiting for since the 90s.
+It's fitting, as we're decades into Dragon Ball.
+The problem is that they are just there and if they weren't, there would be difference.
+Those cute scenes try to mask absence of anything new and interesting.
+
+Unfortunately, we also see Shenron.
+In the old series, every time he was summoned, it was a spectacle and a memorable moment.
+With each occurrence however the characters stop treating him as a force, but more of a goof ball.
+Yes, the first wish we see him fulfilling was creation of pantyhose, but it was part of the plot.
+Here?
+Here Bulma uses him for butt-lift and wrinkle removal, as he became useless.
+
+And this sadly summarizes all modern Dragon Ball.
+It's a low effort, forced return of an old legend.
+It should stay were it was.
+And this movie is one of the worst parts of /Super/.
+It's not *as* bad as Gohan's[fn:whistle] whistle-dance, but the fact that it's not the worst of DB doesn't save it from being a insulting goodbye to the Dragon Ball world.
+
+[fn:whistle] I've been told that /Dragon Ball Z Movie 4/ has its share of fans, but I've got no idea how.
+
** American SciFi
:PROPERTIES:
:EXPORT_HUGO_SECTION: brain-rot/american-scifi
@@ -1623,11 +1705,29 @@ Fill her up, please.
It's very good as a TV show nevertheless.
+
** Anime
:PROPERTIES:
:EXPORT_HUGO_MENU: :menu "brain-rot-anime"
+:EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER: :primary_menu "brain-rot-anime"
+:END:
+
+*** DONE Anime
+CLOSED: [2024-05-08 Wed 16:50]
+:PROPERTIES:
+:EXPORT_HUGO_SECTION: brain-rot/anime
+:EXPORT_FILE_NAME: _index
+:EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER: :primary_menu "brain-rot"
+:EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER+: :abstract Amime
+:EXPORT_HUGO_MENU: :menu "brain-rot"
+:EXPORT_HUGO_PAIRED_SHORTCODES: img-r menu menu-info
:END:
+#+attr_shortcode: "brain-rot-anime"
+#+begin_menu
+Anime
+#+end_menu
+
*** DONE Patlabor
CLOSED: [2024-04-26 Fri 19:11]
:PROPERTIES:
@@ -1635,6 +1735,7 @@ CLOSED: [2024-04-26 Fri 19:11]
:EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER+: :abstract The Patlabor series
:EXPORT_HUGO_PAIRED_SHORTCODES: img-r menu menu-info
:EXPORT_HUGO_SECTION: brain-rot/anime/patlabor
+:EXPORT_HUGO_MENU_OVERRIDE: :post "series"
:END:
#+attr_shortcode: "patlabor-logo.png"
diff --git a/content/brain-rot/anime/_index.md b/content/brain-rot/anime/_index.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..27f62a3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/content/brain-rot/anime/_index.md
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
++++
+title = "Anime"
+author = ["Michał Sapka"]
+date = 2024-05-08T16:50:00+02:00
+categories = ["brainrot"]
+draft = false
+weight = 3001
+primary_menu = "brain-rot"
+abstract = "Amime"
+[menu]
+ [menu.brain-rot]
+ weight = 3001
+ identifier = "anime"
++++
+
+{{< menu "brain-rot-anime" >}}
+Anime
+{{< /menu >}}
diff --git a/content/brain-rot/anime/dragon-ball/dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022.md b/content/brain-rot/anime/dragon-ball/dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..91a5ac1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/content/brain-rot/anime/dragon-ball/dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022.md
@@ -0,0 +1,81 @@
++++
+title = "Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero (2022)"
+author = ["Michał Sapka"]
+date = 2024-05-08T23:20:00+02:00
+categories = ["brainrot"]
+draft = false
+weight = 3001
+primary_menu = "brain-rot-anime"
+abstract = "My mirco reviview of the 2022 Dragon Ball movie"
+[menu]
+ [menu.brain-rot-anime]
+ weight = 3001
+ identifier = "dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022"
++++
+
+Even though I was raised on _Dragon Ball_ and I adore it up to this day, _Super_ was a huge letdown.
+It played as a washed-out version of _Z_ - there was no tension, the new characters were bland, and it was simply boring.
+The fact the only not-terrible part of the series was one huge tournament didn't help.
+Just give me an adventure!
+
+I also can not say I enjoyed Dragon Ball movies.
+There are a few enjoyable, but most of the time they are either bad or incredibly bad.
+They try to condense interesting story lines into a few dozen minutes, failing miserably.
+Say what you will about pacing, but Toriyama sure knew how to build tension over a hundred episode fight.
+
+And therefore we are here, the _Super Hero_ movie.
+It's the last Toryiama's Dragon Ball.
+I expected nothing and still left disappointed.
+
+The story exists, which is nice.
+We're after the last _Broly_ movie.
+Red Ribbon army still exists, and they want to take over the world again.
+Goku and Vegeta are training, so they won't help.
+It's all up to Picollo, Androids and the young Sayians to save the day.
+
+Who is the main enemy this time?
+A new Cell.
+Yes, Red Ribbon's latest acquaintance happens to be a genius capable of creating a better Cell, Cell Max.
+And this is where the good things about this movie end.
+
+Remember Cell's saga?
+It was long, it was interesting.
+It gave us Android 18.
+It was full of development, horror and surprises.
+None of this is present here.
+The new Cell looks worse than the original, doesn't have any forms nor any spoken lines.
+
+Moreover, the animation is terrible.
+Yes, CGI looks great when still, but when we start to see any fight it becomes unwatchable.
+It's the kind of CGI that is not bad per-se, but still obvious.
+It's clear that what we're seeing here is made by a soulless computer.
+They don't even try to hide it with constant camera shifts.
+CGI can look great, but here it looks lazy.
+
+{{< rating 1.25 "db-superhero.jpg" >}}
+Cover
+{{< /rating >}}
+
+So, wasted Cell and bad animation.
+Do we get anything instead?
+We do - a lot of fan service.
+We meet people from all other series and hear about even more.
+We see return of figting Gohan and a few thinks we've been waiting for since the 90s.
+It's fitting, as we're decades into Dragon Ball.
+The problem is that they are just there and if they weren't, there would be difference.
+Those cute scenes try to mask absence of anything new and interesting.
+
+Unfortunately, we also see Shenron.
+In the old series, every time he was summoned, it was a spectacle and a memorable moment.
+With each occurrence however the characters stop treating him as a force, but more of a goof ball.
+Yes, the first wish we see him fulfilling was creation of pantyhose, but it was part of the plot.
+Here?
+Here Bulma uses him for butt-lift and wrinkle removal, as he became useless.
+
+And this sadly summarizes all modern Dragon Ball.
+It's a low effort, forced return of an old legend.
+It should stay were it was.
+And this movie is one of the worst parts of _Super_.
+It's not **as** bad as Gohan's[^fn:1] whistle-dance, but the fact that it's not the worst of DB doesn't save it from being a insulting goodbye to the Dragon Ball world.
+
+[^fn:1]: I've been told that _Dragon Ball Z Movie 4_ has its share of fans, but I've got no idea how.
diff --git a/content/brain-rot/anime/patlabor/_index.md b/content/brain-rot/anime/patlabor/_index.md
index be2f95e..540aa4d 100644
--- a/content/brain-rot/anime/patlabor/_index.md
+++ b/content/brain-rot/anime/patlabor/_index.md
@@ -4,13 +4,14 @@ author = ["Michał Sapka"]
date = 2024-04-26T19:11:00+02:00
categories = ["brainrot"]
draft = false
-weight = 3001
-primary_menu = "brain-rot"
+weight = 3002
+primary_menu = "brain-rot-anime"
abstract = "The Patlabor series"
[menu]
[menu.brain-rot-anime]
- weight = 3001
+ weight = 3002
identifier = "patlabor"
+ post = "series"
+++
{{< img-r "patlabor-logo.png" >}}
diff --git a/layouts/_default/list.html b/layouts/_default/list.html
index ed81704..2b045b8 100644
--- a/layouts/_default/list.html
+++ b/layouts/_default/list.html
@@ -5,6 +5,8 @@
{{- if .Params.primary_menu }}
{{ partial "single/bottom_nav.html" (dict "menuID" .Page.Params.primary_menu "page" .) }}
{{- end }}
+
+ {{ partial "single/dates.html" . }}
{{ else }}
{{ if in .Page.Params.Categories "blog" }}
diff --git a/layouts/_default/single.html b/layouts/_default/single.html
index 03b518f..bed5a61 100644
--- a/layouts/_default/single.html
+++ b/layouts/_default/single.html
@@ -4,10 +4,10 @@
{{ .Page.Content }}
</article>
-{{ partial "single/dates.html" . }}
-
{{- if .Params.primary_menu }}
{{ partial "single/bottom_nav.html" (dict "menuID" .Page.Params.primary_menu "page" .) }}
{{- end }}
+{{ partial "single/dates.html" . }}
+
{{- end }}
diff --git a/layouts/partials/single/dates.html b/layouts/partials/single/dates.html
index 080e37b..c8877e1 100644
--- a/layouts/partials/single/dates.html
+++ b/layouts/partials/single/dates.html
@@ -5,20 +5,25 @@
{{ $path := .File.Path }}
{{ $lastmodhash := .GitInfo.Hash }}
-<aside class="publish-date">
- {{ if eq $pubdate $lastmod }}
- Published: <time datetime="{{ $pubdate }}">
- <a href="{{$.Site.Params.repoUrl}}/commit/{{$lastmodhash}}">{{ $lastmod }}</a>
- </time>
+<aside class="publish-date" style="margin-top: 35px; opacity: 0.8">
+
+ {{ if eq $pubdate $lastmod }}
+ Published: <time datetime="{{ $pubdate }}">
+ <a href="{{$.Site.Params.repoUrl}}/commit/{{$lastmodhash}}">{{ $lastmod }}</a>.
+ </time>
{{ else }}
-
- Originally published:
+
+ Originally published:
<time datetime="{{ $pubdate }}">{{ $pubdate }}</time>;
- updated: <time datetime="{{ $lastmod }}">
+ last updated: <time datetime="{{ $lastmod }}">
<a href="{{$.Site.Params.repoUrl}}/commit/{{$lastmodhash}}">{{ $lastmod }}</a>
- </time>
-</aside>
+ </time>.
{{ end }}
+
+ This page is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/">CC BY-ND 4.0 Deed</a> license.
+ If you found this site interesting, you can <a href="https://ko-fi.com/mmspl">buy me a coffee</a>.
+ You can contact me via <a href="/me/contact/">email</a> or using <a href="https://emacs.ch/@mms">mastodon</a>.
+</aside>
diff --git a/layouts/shortcodes/rating.html b/layouts/shortcodes/rating.html
index 78a57fd..95d825d 100644
--- a/layouts/shortcodes/rating.html
+++ b/layouts/shortcodes/rating.html
@@ -25,8 +25,8 @@
<div class="rating">
My rating:<br>
- {{- range $i, $sequence := (seq 20) }}
- {{- if le (mul $sequence 25) (mul $rating 100)}}&#9726;{{- else}}&#9725;{{- end }}
+ {{- range $i, $sequence := (seq 15) }}
+ {{- if le (mul $sequence 25) (mul (sub $rating 1) 100)}}&#9726;{{- else}}&#9725;{{- end }}
{{- end }}
<br>
<b>{{ $rating }}/5</b>
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