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author | mms <michal@sapka.me> | 2024-05-08 23:19:49 +0200 |
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committer | mms <michal@sapka.me> | 2024-05-08 23:20:31 +0200 |
commit | 5b323e282cac0e8b42e698d3a3ec8923edfcbc6e (patch) | |
tree | 234c53b383c0f89e27d66650e3b2e3e15971b215 | |
parent | ad42d8473bd2d5cbce2a4d87b2cafd86ccdf3950 (diff) |
feat: dbs super hero
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diff --git a/assets/content_images/db-superhero.jpg b/assets/content_images/db-superhero.jpg Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..bf2873f --- /dev/null +++ b/assets/content_images/db-superhero.jpg diff --git a/content-org/brain-rot.org b/content-org/brain-rot.org index 832abc2..9613aa5 100644 --- a/content-org/brain-rot.org +++ b/content-org/brain-rot.org @@ -1138,6 +1138,88 @@ Never cared about those, and it seems I never will. +** Dragon Ball +:PROPERTIES: +:EXPORT_HUGO_SECTION: brain-rot/anime/dragon-ball +:EXPORT_HUGO_MENU: :menu "brain-rot-anime" +:END: + +*** DONE Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero (2022) +CLOSED: [2024-05-08 Wed 23:20] +:PROPERTIES: +:EXPORT_FILE_NAME: dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022 +:EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER+: :abstract My mirco reviview of the 2022 Dragon Ball movie +:EXPORT_HUGO_PAIRED_SHORTCODES: img-c rating +:EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER: :primary_menu "brain-rot-anime" +:END: + +Even though I was raised on /Dragon Ball/ and I adore it up to this day, /Super/ was a huge letdown. +It played as a washed-out version of /Z/ - there was no tension, the new characters were bland, and it was simply boring. +The fact the only not-terrible part of the series was one huge tournament didn't help. +Just give me an adventure! + +I also can not say I enjoyed Dragon Ball movies. +There are a few enjoyable, but most of the time they are either bad or incredibly bad. +They try to condense interesting story lines into a few dozen minutes, failing miserably. +Say what you will about pacing, but Toriyama sure knew how to build tension over a hundred episode fight. + +And therefore we are here, the /Super Hero/ movie. +It's the last Toryiama's Dragon Ball. +I expected nothing and still left disappointed. + +The story exists, which is nice. +We're after the last /Broly/ movie. +Red Ribbon army still exists, and they want to take over the world again. +Goku and Vegeta are training, so they won't help. +It's all up to Picollo, Androids and the young Sayians to save the day. + +Who is the main enemy this time? +A new Cell. +Yes, Red Ribbon's latest acquaintance happens to be a genius capable of creating a better Cell, Cell Max. +And this is where the good things about this movie end. + +Remember Cell's saga? +It was long, it was interesting. +It gave us Android 18. +It was full of development, horror and surprises. +None of this is present here. +The new Cell looks worse than the original, doesn't have any forms nor any spoken lines. + +Moreover, the animation is terrible. +Yes, CGI looks great when still, but when we start to see any fight it becomes unwatchable. +It's the kind of CGI that is not bad per-se, but still obvious. +It's clear that what we're seeing here is made by a soulless computer. +They don't even try to hide it with constant camera shifts. +CGI can look great, but here it looks lazy. + +#+attr_shortcode: 1.25 "db-superhero.jpg" +#+begin_rating +Cover +#+end_rating +So, wasted Cell and bad animation. +Do we get anything instead? +We do - a lot of fan service. +We meet people from all other series and hear about even more. +We see return of figting Gohan and a few thinks we've been waiting for since the 90s. +It's fitting, as we're decades into Dragon Ball. +The problem is that they are just there and if they weren't, there would be difference. +Those cute scenes try to mask absence of anything new and interesting. + +Unfortunately, we also see Shenron. +In the old series, every time he was summoned, it was a spectacle and a memorable moment. +With each occurrence however the characters stop treating him as a force, but more of a goof ball. +Yes, the first wish we see him fulfilling was creation of pantyhose, but it was part of the plot. +Here? +Here Bulma uses him for butt-lift and wrinkle removal, as he became useless. + +And this sadly summarizes all modern Dragon Ball. +It's a low effort, forced return of an old legend. +It should stay were it was. +And this movie is one of the worst parts of /Super/. +It's not *as* bad as Gohan's[fn:whistle] whistle-dance, but the fact that it's not the worst of DB doesn't save it from being a insulting goodbye to the Dragon Ball world. + +[fn:whistle] I've been told that /Dragon Ball Z Movie 4/ has its share of fans, but I've got no idea how. + ** American SciFi :PROPERTIES: :EXPORT_HUGO_SECTION: brain-rot/american-scifi @@ -1623,11 +1705,29 @@ Fill her up, please. It's very good as a TV show nevertheless. + ** Anime :PROPERTIES: :EXPORT_HUGO_MENU: :menu "brain-rot-anime" +:EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER: :primary_menu "brain-rot-anime" +:END: + +*** DONE Anime +CLOSED: [2024-05-08 Wed 16:50] +:PROPERTIES: +:EXPORT_HUGO_SECTION: brain-rot/anime +:EXPORT_FILE_NAME: _index +:EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER: :primary_menu "brain-rot" +:EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER+: :abstract Amime +:EXPORT_HUGO_MENU: :menu "brain-rot" +:EXPORT_HUGO_PAIRED_SHORTCODES: img-r menu menu-info :END: +#+attr_shortcode: "brain-rot-anime" +#+begin_menu +Anime +#+end_menu + *** DONE Patlabor CLOSED: [2024-04-26 Fri 19:11] :PROPERTIES: @@ -1635,6 +1735,7 @@ CLOSED: [2024-04-26 Fri 19:11] :EXPORT_HUGO_CUSTOM_FRONT_MATTER+: :abstract The Patlabor series :EXPORT_HUGO_PAIRED_SHORTCODES: img-r menu menu-info :EXPORT_HUGO_SECTION: brain-rot/anime/patlabor +:EXPORT_HUGO_MENU_OVERRIDE: :post "series" :END: #+attr_shortcode: "patlabor-logo.png" diff --git a/content/brain-rot/anime/_index.md b/content/brain-rot/anime/_index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..27f62a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/brain-rot/anime/_index.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ ++++ +title = "Anime" +author = ["Michał Sapka"] +date = 2024-05-08T16:50:00+02:00 +categories = ["brainrot"] +draft = false +weight = 3001 +primary_menu = "brain-rot" +abstract = "Amime" +[menu] + [menu.brain-rot] + weight = 3001 + identifier = "anime" ++++ + +{{< menu "brain-rot-anime" >}} +Anime +{{< /menu >}} diff --git a/content/brain-rot/anime/dragon-ball/dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022.md b/content/brain-rot/anime/dragon-ball/dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..91a5ac1 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/brain-rot/anime/dragon-ball/dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022.md @@ -0,0 +1,81 @@ ++++ +title = "Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero (2022)" +author = ["Michał Sapka"] +date = 2024-05-08T23:20:00+02:00 +categories = ["brainrot"] +draft = false +weight = 3001 +primary_menu = "brain-rot-anime" +abstract = "My mirco reviview of the 2022 Dragon Ball movie" +[menu] + [menu.brain-rot-anime] + weight = 3001 + identifier = "dragon-ball-super-super-hero-2022" ++++ + +Even though I was raised on _Dragon Ball_ and I adore it up to this day, _Super_ was a huge letdown. +It played as a washed-out version of _Z_ - there was no tension, the new characters were bland, and it was simply boring. +The fact the only not-terrible part of the series was one huge tournament didn't help. +Just give me an adventure! + +I also can not say I enjoyed Dragon Ball movies. +There are a few enjoyable, but most of the time they are either bad or incredibly bad. +They try to condense interesting story lines into a few dozen minutes, failing miserably. +Say what you will about pacing, but Toriyama sure knew how to build tension over a hundred episode fight. + +And therefore we are here, the _Super Hero_ movie. +It's the last Toryiama's Dragon Ball. +I expected nothing and still left disappointed. + +The story exists, which is nice. +We're after the last _Broly_ movie. +Red Ribbon army still exists, and they want to take over the world again. +Goku and Vegeta are training, so they won't help. +It's all up to Picollo, Androids and the young Sayians to save the day. + +Who is the main enemy this time? +A new Cell. +Yes, Red Ribbon's latest acquaintance happens to be a genius capable of creating a better Cell, Cell Max. +And this is where the good things about this movie end. + +Remember Cell's saga? +It was long, it was interesting. +It gave us Android 18. +It was full of development, horror and surprises. +None of this is present here. +The new Cell looks worse than the original, doesn't have any forms nor any spoken lines. + +Moreover, the animation is terrible. +Yes, CGI looks great when still, but when we start to see any fight it becomes unwatchable. +It's the kind of CGI that is not bad per-se, but still obvious. +It's clear that what we're seeing here is made by a soulless computer. +They don't even try to hide it with constant camera shifts. +CGI can look great, but here it looks lazy. + +{{< rating 1.25 "db-superhero.jpg" >}} +Cover +{{< /rating >}} + +So, wasted Cell and bad animation. +Do we get anything instead? +We do - a lot of fan service. +We meet people from all other series and hear about even more. +We see return of figting Gohan and a few thinks we've been waiting for since the 90s. +It's fitting, as we're decades into Dragon Ball. +The problem is that they are just there and if they weren't, there would be difference. +Those cute scenes try to mask absence of anything new and interesting. + +Unfortunately, we also see Shenron. +In the old series, every time he was summoned, it was a spectacle and a memorable moment. +With each occurrence however the characters stop treating him as a force, but more of a goof ball. +Yes, the first wish we see him fulfilling was creation of pantyhose, but it was part of the plot. +Here? +Here Bulma uses him for butt-lift and wrinkle removal, as he became useless. + +And this sadly summarizes all modern Dragon Ball. +It's a low effort, forced return of an old legend. +It should stay were it was. +And this movie is one of the worst parts of _Super_. +It's not **as** bad as Gohan's[^fn:1] whistle-dance, but the fact that it's not the worst of DB doesn't save it from being a insulting goodbye to the Dragon Ball world. + +[^fn:1]: I've been told that _Dragon Ball Z Movie 4_ has its share of fans, but I've got no idea how. diff --git a/content/brain-rot/anime/patlabor/_index.md b/content/brain-rot/anime/patlabor/_index.md index be2f95e..540aa4d 100644 --- a/content/brain-rot/anime/patlabor/_index.md +++ b/content/brain-rot/anime/patlabor/_index.md @@ -4,13 +4,14 @@ author = ["Michał Sapka"] date = 2024-04-26T19:11:00+02:00 categories = ["brainrot"] draft = false -weight = 3001 -primary_menu = "brain-rot" +weight = 3002 +primary_menu = "brain-rot-anime" abstract = "The Patlabor series" [menu] [menu.brain-rot-anime] - weight = 3001 + weight = 3002 identifier = "patlabor" + post = "series" +++ {{< img-r "patlabor-logo.png" >}} diff --git a/layouts/_default/list.html b/layouts/_default/list.html index ed81704..2b045b8 100644 --- a/layouts/_default/list.html +++ b/layouts/_default/list.html @@ -5,6 +5,8 @@ {{- if .Params.primary_menu }} {{ partial "single/bottom_nav.html" (dict "menuID" .Page.Params.primary_menu "page" .) }} {{- end }} + + {{ partial "single/dates.html" . }} {{ else }} {{ if in .Page.Params.Categories "blog" }} diff --git a/layouts/_default/single.html b/layouts/_default/single.html index 03b518f..bed5a61 100644 --- a/layouts/_default/single.html +++ b/layouts/_default/single.html @@ -4,10 +4,10 @@ {{ .Page.Content }} </article> -{{ partial "single/dates.html" . }} - {{- if .Params.primary_menu }} {{ partial "single/bottom_nav.html" (dict "menuID" .Page.Params.primary_menu "page" .) }} {{- end }} +{{ partial "single/dates.html" . }} + {{- end }} diff --git a/layouts/partials/single/dates.html b/layouts/partials/single/dates.html index 080e37b..c8877e1 100644 --- a/layouts/partials/single/dates.html +++ b/layouts/partials/single/dates.html @@ -5,20 +5,25 @@ {{ $path := .File.Path }} {{ $lastmodhash := .GitInfo.Hash }} -<aside class="publish-date"> - {{ if eq $pubdate $lastmod }} - Published: <time datetime="{{ $pubdate }}"> - <a href="{{$.Site.Params.repoUrl}}/commit/{{$lastmodhash}}">{{ $lastmod }}</a> - </time> +<aside class="publish-date" style="margin-top: 35px; opacity: 0.8"> + + {{ if eq $pubdate $lastmod }} + Published: <time datetime="{{ $pubdate }}"> + <a href="{{$.Site.Params.repoUrl}}/commit/{{$lastmodhash}}">{{ $lastmod }}</a>. + </time> {{ else }} - - Originally published: + + Originally published: <time datetime="{{ $pubdate }}">{{ $pubdate }}</time>; - updated: <time datetime="{{ $lastmod }}"> + last updated: <time datetime="{{ $lastmod }}"> <a href="{{$.Site.Params.repoUrl}}/commit/{{$lastmodhash}}">{{ $lastmod }}</a> - </time> -</aside> + </time>. {{ end }} + + This page is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/">CC BY-ND 4.0 Deed</a> license. + If you found this site interesting, you can <a href="https://ko-fi.com/mmspl">buy me a coffee</a>. + You can contact me via <a href="/me/contact/">email</a> or using <a href="https://emacs.ch/@mms">mastodon</a>. +</aside> diff --git a/layouts/shortcodes/rating.html b/layouts/shortcodes/rating.html index 78a57fd..95d825d 100644 --- a/layouts/shortcodes/rating.html +++ b/layouts/shortcodes/rating.html @@ -25,8 +25,8 @@ <div class="rating"> My rating:<br> - {{- range $i, $sequence := (seq 20) }} - {{- if le (mul $sequence 25) (mul $rating 100)}}◾{{- else}}◽{{- end }} + {{- range $i, $sequence := (seq 15) }} + {{- if le (mul $sequence 25) (mul (sub $rating 1) 100)}}◾{{- else}}◽{{- end }} {{- end }} <br> <b>{{ $rating }}/5</b> diff --git a/resources/_gen/images/content_images/db-superhero_hudb46503a4a0ab478375fc1f35e18f005_69543_170x0_resize_q75_h2_box.webp b/resources/_gen/images/content_images/db-superhero_hudb46503a4a0ab478375fc1f35e18f005_69543_170x0_resize_q75_h2_box.webp Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..0acfe04 --- /dev/null +++ b/resources/_gen/images/content_images/db-superhero_hudb46503a4a0ab478375fc1f35e18f005_69543_170x0_resize_q75_h2_box.webp diff --git a/resources/_gen/images/content_images/db-superhero_hudb46503a4a0ab478375fc1f35e18f005_69543_340x0_resize_q75_h2_box.webp b/resources/_gen/images/content_images/db-superhero_hudb46503a4a0ab478375fc1f35e18f005_69543_340x0_resize_q75_h2_box.webp Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..1f64298 --- /dev/null +++ b/resources/_gen/images/content_images/db-superhero_hudb46503a4a0ab478375fc1f35e18f005_69543_340x0_resize_q75_h2_box.webp |