--- title: "Data's Poetry" category: "star-trek-tng" abstract: Poems by Commnander Data date: 2023-11-16T23:30:00+01:00 draft: false --- Poems by Commander Data ## Schisms > "Then we sat on the sand for some time and observed > How the oceans that cover the world were perturbed > By the tides from the orbiting moon overhead > ‘How relaxing the sound of the waves is,’ you said > > I began to expound upon tidal effects > When you asked me to stop, looking somewhat perplexed > So I did not explain why the sunset turns red > And we watched the occurrence in silence instead.” (from S06E25) ## Ode to Spot Spot was Data's cat. This poem was written in his honour. > "Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, > An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; > Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses > Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. > > I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, > A singular development of cat communications > That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection > For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. > > A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; > You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. > And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, > It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. > > O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display > Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. > And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, > I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend." (from S06E08)